Wednesday, 4 November 2009

Corralejo - compare and contrast!

Our summer in Paleochora was

characterised by:

  • Unseasonal weather
  • Stupid tourism planning decisions
  • Disruptive digging-up of key streets
Our first three weeks in Corralejo featured... Yes!

On the first evening we ventured out having forgotten the plans published in March to re-pave much of the old town. We aimed for the Chinese restaurant in the cobbled street skirting round Blue Rock to avoid being drawn in. There was no Chinese! and Blue Rock was very closed and hidden behind a digger! It seems the "prettification" has been very badly handled - costing local small businesses dearly and the promised outcomes of uniformity are not much-wanted by anyone except the council. Heard that before?
Over the period progress was made with fancy and varied tiles being laid and the new sun canopies, windbreaks and lighting being brought in. Blue Rock re-opened just before we left for our break, and we had the honour of being the first to be served!
Meanwhile the level of tourism has been causing much distress! Rumours about the return of Ryanair have come and gone, and without these flights and whilst some new Monarch and Easyjet ones were awaited the town was quiet! Restaurants have been worst hit. A couple of days into our time we set off for a beautiful Argentinian steak at Mirando Al Sur. Closed down!

Here - for absent friends - is the toll over the summer:
Mirando - gone and the grill man is working at La Tasca (untried)
Las Piratas (formerly Telegraf/Oscars) gone - and Tio Barnabe has moved up the cobble street into its corner site.
Rendez-Vous gone and a very sad little French creperie is in its place
Slow Boat 1 and 2 both gone, but the Chinese inside the commercial cente has expanded and has a good name for its hot wok service and added Japanese dishes.
La Fragata - by the harbour - gone, and a new Indian is in its premises
Taj Mahal - gone!
Hemingways - near Hiperdino - gone!
Piri-Piri (Alviro's place in the old Blue Jeans site) gone!
Sundowner gone - probably a result of the closure of Corralejo Gardens hotel!

... and our own locale has never re-opened.

Meanwhile the raving incompetence of tourism planners continues to amaze! The two provinces of the Canaries have come to together to promote the whole archipelago and UK TV currently features an ad in dubious taste with a polar bear in it, and 100 young people have been sent to "new" potential sources of holidaymakers - starting with Iceland!! Iceland? Wasn't there some financial problem there??


Anyway! Events during our first spell included the International Kite Festival down on the dunes, Halloween - always fun here, (Jules had his Sweeny Todd butcher kit!) and the SUP festival! We were sitting as usual at Africa's shack and spotted nautical activity we didn't recognise - some canoes were there, and strong swimmers, and an ambulance was in attendance. SUP is "Stand Up and Paddle", which is self-explanatory. Also one evening we saw and heard small fireworks being let off in the High Street. As we passed one of the electronics & ciggies shops run by Indian families we caught the eye of someone and so wished them a good Diwali. We were invited in for sweets and soft drinks. We could have had a whole veggie meal. We were very honoured.


And what about the weather?


Absolutely wonderful! October and November have been the warmest, sunniest and least windy in living memory. On two Sundays in three we went down to the big beach and went in the sea, which was warmish. Temperatures were often well into the 30s mid-afternoon, and we used our own pool too! There was one morning of rain - but hey! We didn't do much else in these three weeks - there were no real issues in the apartment. We did buy a new TV and get the new faster internet service sorted. Time flew and it was soon time to move on. We set off on November 6th.

Friday, 30 October 2009

On the Road Again - following the sun!

This year's autumnal migration took two weeks and began with crossings on the same three ferry routes as last year, so the first leg was driving up to Chania. There we did some stocking up with provisions for the expedition and then went for a late lunch at our favourite fish restaurant beside the Nea Hora. Amongst other things they do lovely little shrimp pies, and you always get a free dessert. Unfortunately we can't give it a well-deserved free "plug" because we can never remember what it is called!

Then we went to the port at Souda and boarded early on the ANEK ferry Lato. The company is the only one doing the route, which is a shame as we are coming to dislike it! Of the three ferries we use it is by far the most expensive yet also very much the shortest crossing. The boats are badly laid out, with too few loos, too many stairs and not enough lifts, and disembarkation is totally shambolic! Anyway we survived and even got out of Piraeus with only one small navigational error. (There is a crucial left turn for Corinth which has an invisible sign!)
Same old bad road to Patras, but lovely weather and good progress so that we were in the town with hours to kill and usual paranoia about leaving the car unattended! A clever wheeze! We went to the beachside out-of-town hotel we used on the way down, where we relaxed with a drink and the free WiFi! Later as we waited further but inside the port enclosure we met a British trucker who drives weekly from Leicester to Corinth and back. Interesting! We discussed port security and it is clear that there has been a very heavy clamping down on the migrants trying to get to Italy. They are still very evident on the streets, but we didn't see any inside the fences, let alone in or on trucks. Our Agoudimos crossing to Bari was uneventful and comfortable as well as being excellent value. The ship has numerous power outlets with Japanese configuration so there was healthy competition for the few European sockets in public areas , and the food is a bit grim and beer over-priced, but still much preferred to ANEK!

The next ferry has been re-timed so it would be possible to get across Italy without having to spend a night in a hotel, but we had been cautious and so had pre-booked at a great price for the Gran Hotel Italiano in Benevento. This gave us a fairly calm drive over the mountains and a very convenient location in terms of the two Autostrada that make up the route from Patras to Civitavecchia. It was also sunny most of the way - but by the time we were getting lost in the town it was raining!

The nice man offered us a grand suite but with no internet access, so we took another perfectly adequte room with LAN connection - just as well as going for a walking trip round the town was out of the question in the downpour! An afternoon with a very disgruntled laptop and the BBC i-player, followed by a superb E20 table d'hote dinner! Next day was much brighter and we were able to do the tour round this interesting town which is in two parts and has Roman remains.
Then we drove to Civitavecchia - a warm Saturday so fairly heavy traffic and crowded service areas, but a fairly straightforward journey! We sat at one of the seaside cafes within sight of the parked car in warm sun watching many parties from the two cruise ships that were at the port. One was a P&O and the overheard snippet of the afternoon was "Well - it isn't Margate!" We had a lot of time to kill and after getting to the Phillipino seamen's centre just as it was closing we had to find another internet centre. There we were amazed to be able to wrestle with Spanish Telefonica's appalling website and contorted database and get in an order on the last day of their 6Mb broadband offer. We could barely believe it when a confirmation e-mail came back! Knowing how complicated the ferry queueing is we went down to the port as the sun set - only to discover that there was a delay of at least two hours and we would not be boarding until 10.30. We know the passenger terminal pretty well now - and there is not a lot there to amuse:- departure of cruise ships, maybe? When we did emark we were one of the first, there was plenty of space and a nice porter helped us to our cabin. Unfortunately we forgot to note even the deck level we were on which caused grief next evening! The two ships on this route are new and very luxurious. We had a fairly good cabin but the air-conditioning was a bit fierce and gave R a cold. The long day voyage was spent reading and doing things on the laptop, culminating in watching The Lives of Others - a slightly weird experience as at points we couldn't hear the German dialogue of this excellent film set in cold war Berlin because of the loud anti-social behaviour of the Russian tourists nearby.

We had booked two nights at hotel just outside Barcelona city but with parking and easy travel into the city. We had been due to dock at 6.30 pm. We arrived at about 8pm and then had a hellish experience failing to find the car. We didn't know the deck (our fault) we got caught in enormous coach party confused throngs, we couldn't see past tightly packed juggernauts and lost each other. There was a lot of stress and shouting in Spanish and English at Italian staff. But we made it- and finding the excellent Hotel Canal Olimpic Hotel in Castelldefels was remarkably easy. It is right beside the waterway built for the Olympic Games. Next day we took a bus into the city for 1.25 each, and saw a few sights on the way. It was 33 degrees in Barcelona at midday. We walked around a bit from Plaza Catalunya - including, of course, going down the Ramblas. It was here that we made Silly Tourist Mistake no 2 in 48 hours. Lunchtime - plenty of acceptable deals on drinks and snacks available in both Ramblas and indoor market - but no! We don't want to over-pay so we go down a side street and find a small place with tempting baguettes and cold beer. We have a long lunch of two of each. We then become aware that every time someone paid a bill they queried it and went away distressed. Finally a large group of Latin Americans did it all but more volubly and threatened the staff with the police. A large beer was 8 Euros - a baguette 6 Euros! No price list in sight anywhere. What a pair of idiots! A bad taste left in the mouth- and couldn't bear to look in a Subway outlet!

Nonetheless we had fun walking randomly by the port and in the backstreets. The port has changed in 23 years - with an imposing hotel and a pedestrian walkway! We went back on the ridiculously cheap bus, had a rather poor but cheap dinner at the hotel, and next day went for a bike ride around the area - which includes a very sound beach - before setting off south for our next booked stay.

This was a spacious apartment slap-bang on the seafront on the Costa Dorada at a non-descript place called Vilafortuny beteween Salou and Cambrils. We paid £23 per night for this - so quite a bargain. We stayed six nights and had excellent weather throughout. Quite a few places were closed for the season, and what was open was very Brit-orientated so we didn't eat particularly well in the evenings; but both Salou and Cambrils were a flat bike ride away of about 3km. Salou is very much larger and cosmopolitan (a McDonalds!). Cambrils is delightful, with a small harbour and some excellent little bars and restaurants. It is much more Spanish and interesting,
On the last day we cleared the car and re-packed. The drive to Girona airport was particularly easy as it was a Bank Holiday. Lovely Margarita at Punt Central took the car from us promising a winter fully undercover and drove us to the bus stop. We took the coach to the bus station in Barcelona and had a bit of a crisis about use of the Metro to get out to the airport and our hotel. It is only a couple of stops to Sants where you pick up the line you need. There are three very long and steep staircases to get down to the trains at the nearest station to the bus station. They are currently installing lifts, but this was no help to us with our luggage. A very helpful lady watched our bags whilst we carried them down together, and then it was easy! We rang the hotel and a free shuttle bus was sent for us.
















We spent the night a yet another bargain hotel from bookings.com. It was the Frontair Congress near the airport on a huge shopping park. We had a great dinner there and then a free shuttle in the morning. We were booked on an Air Europa flight advertised as going from the old terminals, but we checked online and found it had been consolidated with a Spanair flight from the spanking new Terminal 1. Rather impressive, (and as we had a lower price and larger baggage allowance we were laughing!) We flew to Gran Canaria, and then had a very long wait due to over-cautious planning. We managed to watch an episode of The Sopranos at the gate!
After landing we were lucky with buses and were back in the apartment by 19.45 on Tuesday 13th October - almost six months since we left.

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

At last:- Seeing out Summer in Paleo!

Well -this is a bit delayed as a posting! We left Paleochora on 30th September - four months after arriving. There were some nice days in late September, and the graph shows it was a pretty good month compared to the others, and we were swimming in the sea up until the last day.





Down on the beach there was no progress with the new cantina! Work had started in late July nd we expected an opening for August, and then for the 15th holiday, and then for September - but no! This shell on the beach is no further on, and will obviously deteriorate over the winter - so a mystery! Rumours suggest the potential lessee could not get hold of the requisite mobile cantina vehicle . A second year without a meeting point and care of the surroundings has had a bad effect, and spoils the beach experience. There was definitely less business on the beach this year in any case. Expansion in Scandawegians - especially Finns! Brits down but significant! Busy weekends with Greeks!

Ruth had a small beach-related accident which cramped style for a few days:- strolling along the shore she deviated to avoid a sandcastle and fell into the soft sand of its filled moat! Face first down and a badly sprained foot! The offending structure got a hefty kick - What a place to put a sandcastle!

And on the subject of regular summer things - whatever happened to the Yia-Yia Gaga Club? Well, what with shorter stays (Sam and Catherine), displaced holiday (Eva), multiple guests (Jim and Susan) and trip to UK (us) and combinations thereof (Julia and Eion) - we were never quorate so the AGM didn't take place! There is a three-line whip on the 2010 meeting (first week of August - Yianni's Place!)

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Sheep and Goats

The week from 8th to 15th September was a very bad one to have chosen for a holiday in SW Crete! It started with heavy cloud and a slightly chilly wind. Not beach weather at all, and we went over to "season end" mode with interesting lunches. One such was a delicious offering at the newish taverna whose name we can't pronounce:- Meth-something. Afterwards we walked round the headland and saw a pair of goats tethered to give them access to the overflowing and upturned rubbish bins. This did not help Bob's aversion to goat meat!

.. which leads on to yesterday's little jape!

Azogires is a small but famous village high in the hills above Paleochora - 10 kilometres from the Chania road. We haven't been for years but have heard many tales of the goings-on up there - most especially at the Alpha kafenion where Lucky reigns. Good old Mick volunteered to drive us and Jeff up for a few hours of mountain air and culture!
Soon after arrival we were joined by a huge, old and very smelly ram with a bell. Lucky explained to German tourists that he has eleven ewes to service - and he does indeed have most impressive gonads! His name is Gerios or similar meaning "old man" - but also gets mentions on the Paleochora site as being Michael Jackson in disguise! Lucky spent a long time scratching his (the ram's!) most prominent features. After that we served ourselves!

A delightful excursion and so cheap - 16 bottles of beer for 15 euros!

oh - and the weather... storms through Thursday and Friday then overcast, chilly wind. Back on the beach today, though!

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Wedding of the Year

A couple of weeks ago we were honoured to attend the wedding of Stephanie and Leon. Actually there was no great selection process involved - this was a Greek "open" wedding at which 1500 guests were anticipated!

We have known Stephanie for about 15 years, She lives in the village and mother Vicky is British-born. She married Leon (of Jamaican heritage) whom she met when studying in the UK.

The Church bit started at 6.30 and we decided to watch the arrivals from the comfort of outside Cosmogonia. En route there from the beach we passed the main car being decorated by the florist.

The path from gate to church was also decorated in ivory and gold, and there were glorious dresses and Leon looking elegant in a totally white outfit. We didn't go in but went back home to change. On the way back to the church we passed the priest (one of our neighbours) and thought we might have missed the ending - but far from it! The marriage was followed by the baptism of their daughter Anastasia:- which from the sound of it she did not like!
Eventually there was a drifting off of guests and we collected our bag of almonds and went to kill time before going up to the reception in Koundouras.

Most weddings end up in the huge function hall there. It has been recently renovated and can allegedly cope with 3000 guests. The procedures and menu are always the same. We joined a "foreigners'" table on which were all the things that could be placed in advance:- wine, water, tsikoudia, sticky cakes, sweet bread, cheese pies, cheese and nuts. (Invited guests were on their own tables - we saw staff from the bank, supermarkets, several restaurants, and other businesses.)

Then came some meat :- we were expecting goat liver but it was ordinary goat. The waiters have to navigate around densely packed tables and they work in pairs - with one carrying a huge tray above his head, and the other doing the removal and placing of plates. It was then hours before the wedding couple and attendants arrived. After a grand entrance we all queued up to shake all the hands and hand over the gift envelope. (Contrary to what is often described these are put in a basket - not pinned to the dress!)
The meal continued with goat and lovely creamy and lemony pilafi, then salad, lamb and potatoes, and fruit. The wine was free-flowing and the couple, parents and best man and woman toured every table to drink a toast with all. Then dancing and singing. We left at about 2am!

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Euro-bites

After our return we found ourselves in a social whirl! So many regulars were here for their couple of weeks and there were mulitiple invitations.

Among the "regulars" are Ludovico and Walter from Milan also keen readers of this blog! Ludovico lost a crown from a front tooth whilst here, and knew about Dimitri the Dentist's fine work after Ruth's little laptop accident. He too went to Dimitri and is here showing the world what good job was done! (He was charged 10 Euros more, though! - must be because he is Italian!)

On Sunday 23rd there was a real Euro-soiree laid on by Parisienne Marie-Yvonne (spelling probably wrong here!) to celebrate belatedly a very significant birthday and her acquisition of a yearly lease on an apartment near us.

Guests were almost equally divided between French, Italian, Greek and British, and there was some pretty silly behaviour - mostly from some of the Italian contingent!

Here is the hostess with little Opaline!

We finally got round to wearing the Club T-shirts - which were supposed to be printed in April in Fuerteventura. The nasty Spanish transfer sheets we used are not recommended. Next year we will use a professional printer!

Here are the front and back designs - uniquely amateur but all our own work!

Monday, 24 August 2009

Time out - Meanwhile back at the Ranch











































Well - that says it all! This is part of the historical scholarship of "Nogbad the Improbable", who also posts on The Paleochora Site. It seems it/he was also very windy in our absence. You may agree after reading this that the boy needs therapy!