Who is where and when?? We know why!

 Under Plan A today Greyrocks would be leaving Cyprus to fly to Bristol for the advised 46 days of UK stay, including  some visits to friends and family and our own bit of "staycation". Instead we are into Plan B and have extended our 4* sojourn to get us beyond Ruth's special birthday and into a period of more certainty about UK self-isolation rules. The prospect of "down-sizing" is a realistic one, as is flying direct to Crete for an earlier start to the 90 days. These are Plans C and D! 

"How does Cyprus shape up?" the reader - perhaps even the one in Halifax - may ask! The facts are as follows:

 It goes without saying that since our last visit (Christmas 1991) there have been some changes! And Greyrocks has spent increasing amounts of time per year in our other bases - including Goa - so the differences - both strengths and perceived weaknesses - are striking. Here is a selection:

 

The people and their attitudes to visitors are very similar to those in Crete, with perhaps more obvious piety in terms of Orthodox adherence!

Many of the seasonal workers are from Romania, as opposed to Albanian. It is interesting that there is now a staff shortage in hospitality as many folk went home for the three-week Easter lockdown and have not returned.

The number of Russian tourists (and those from former Soviet states) is stunning, and there are established businesses aimed directly at that market. Cyrillic script is as prevalent as in Goa or Rethymnon. (There are also quite a few investment-related notices in Chinese!)

When we first arrived there was talk of many cancellations by Israelis. This was during their home nation's worst aggression against the Palestinians, and we felt little sympathy. This week they seem to be back - and travelling in packs of spoilt millennials as well as families.

Brits form a tiny minority in the hotel where we are, and in Larnaca where we started. In fact we may be the only ones here with the exception of a handful of stranded helicopter pilots. The evidence of the colonial past and continuing presence of two sovereign RAF bases is substantial and rather freaky when much seems so Greek and familiar! Driving on the left in right-hand drive cars with number plates just like older ones in UK is an example. Meanwhile for this unique summer season there are vast numbers of pubs and eateries aimed at Brits which are closed or even up for sale. There are inward flights from England, and it seems some holiday-makers have come - particularly in the last few days. Mainly. though, English conversations heard are between resident retirees.  Sometimes this brings out the worst in Greyrocks and we speculate about their politics. In an act of defiance and solidarity with all the victims of struggles to throw off the British yoke of imperialism we took ourselves on a bus ride up the coast on Saturday to see the memorial to General Grivas and the museum featuring his caique. After a long viewing we wrote something apt in the Visitors' Book!

Staying as we are in quite a posh hotel (with a ban on delivery meals!) we have eaten out a lot. There is a breakfast buffet (no ban on such things in Cyprus!) which is extensive and well-run, but a total bear-pit at weekends. Almost every buffet we have ever come across has some warning about taking food away from it - or even a ban on bags. Not here so after a few days we twigged and it has furnished sandwich lunches as well when we stay on site! We have eaten in several Cypriot tavernas - including what claims to be the oldest and which we do remember form those early holidays! The differences between - say - Cretan cuisine and Cypriot are small, but there is great emphasis on mezes, and competition between tavernas over size and/or value. These are fixed sets of dishes, and reminiscent of the Canarian take on tapas. Neither suits us!

 We have found two very sophisticated Chinese restaurants, and been to two Italian ones. At one of these we only went in  for a pizza and bottle of wine but discovered it had lofty ideas and as well as the very good pizza we were given a plat of assorted amuses bouches.-, and a flash ice cream dessert! 

Our other discoveries may surprise those who know us or follow the blog! We have been a few times to a British restaurant! Not a greasy spoon but a light and airy all day place serving well cooked "national dishes". And then last night - following up a strong recommendation from the pilots we went to The Lodge - advertising itself as Southern African! It is on the doorstep and we have passed it a dozen times and stuck our woke noses in the air! How could we - with Ruth's anti-apartheid credentials?? We still don't know if the owners are celebrating the Rainbow Nation, or white émigrés. Is this "tongue in cheek"?

Anyway we went and it was excellent! See Trip Advisor comment in a few days!

 Worn down by a naughty mouse, dodgy internet connection and too much sun the sections on climate, beaches and development Ruth retires to publish and be damned!!

 

"We will fight them on the beaches.. Brexit and Covid!!

BRST (Bob and Ruth's Summer Time) started on May 15th (and who knows when it will end?) It was "touch and go"  right "up to the wire". The shape of the John Hopkins graph of new cases in Cyprus conveys just how much things improved as the supposed departure date approached!

 We reached the point of feeling secure in setting off, but got tangled up in bureaucracy. Lufthansa - whose connecting flight we had found - sent an email offering to check Covid documents in advance, so we sent our certificates from the Health Centre showing our two doses of Pfizer product (with dates and lot numbers). By return we were told it was the wrong thing! Cursing the idea of two lots of EUR120 for PCR tests just to get us through a two hour layover in Frankfurt, we went to the clinic to book and juggle with deadlines and were told their German clients were all having only antigen tests at EUR40. That was something positive!! 24 hours before flying we submitted to Cyprus our flight and vaccination details and received our Cyprus Flight Passes. Phew! It seemed they were happy with the paperwork! We sent them off to Lufthansa and got the OK and a wodge of paper for check-in, But ....

Looks alright to us!

In between bureaucratic crises we managed to see out our seven month stay in Corralejo in style with some music, some good food and some time with friends.  We had - as a first time in paying for ourselves - booked the cheaper Business Class for a variety of reasons and that got us to check-in quickly with positive results. There were a dozen or so international flights - mostly to Germany and Italy - and the airport was quiet. The first flight was a delight:- a superb meal, plenty of drinks and plenty of info in English. The walk to the next gate was a long one through a tunnel with the travelator going the wrong way and we got our first post-Brexit passport stamps recording an exit from Schengen. "How long have you been in Germany?" "About an hour". So - an expensive beer and a casual walk to the gate, where mayhem was unfolding!!

There were disorganised queues everywhere and frequent announcements. There were people with test results or vaccination certificates but no Flight Pass. We sailed up to a desk and were told we still needed to get a stamp. Whilst there we witnessed a confused and angry passenger from Paris who had none of these and appeared to know nothing about it! He was not allowed to board! We waved our passes, but the employee was confused! It was not the right piece of paper, but she reluctantly stamped us and we boarded. There was a single man in Row 1 (First Class) then us and beyond a handful of others in Business Class. The service was even better and the meal also excellent. We were addressed by name and kept well-watered. 

As we landed in Larnaca the Tannoy said we would be screened for health and would  then either proceed to Immigration or be sent to the Test Centre. Confidently we presented all the accumulated bumph and had the familiar interchange with the nurse. We should never have been given the Pass; we should not have been given onward boarding passes; we should not have been stamped in Frankfurt! He had seen the Spanish certificate and this wasn't right! So at 2.30 am we are standing on the tarmac outside a field hospital waiting to pay EUR30 each for a PCR test! Even the official taking the money thought it all strange, but Hey! The Border official was unfamiliar with UK passports, and then someone had taken one of the suitcases off the belt causing further anxiety for the aged traveller! Our ride was waiting for us as about the last passengers out of the terminal for the night, and we got to the hotel by 3.30. SMS confirmation of our negative status arrived next day!  

So Greyrocks has spent ten days in the new bolthole: two and a half in Larnaca, and the rest in Paphos, where we remain without an exit strategy, whilst we wait to see if Cyprus goes "green" in UK terms before - say - early July. If not it's a long haul to a direct flight to Chania for the planned stay! Thoughtful analysis (!) of the island's good and less good aspects for us will be the subject of the next post. Meanwhile we are feeling pretty clever for exploiting the loopholes left open by the British "culture war"!  

 (Some schadenfreude when we saw that the hotel TV in Larnaca can no longer show UK channels and there is a shortage of HP Sauce! Taking back control?")

We're off!!

 Much water has passed under the bridge since the last post, but it is mostly positive!

The island came off Level 2

After the disappointment highlighted in the last post we were soon restored to Level 2 status, and the curfew advanced and tables could be of size 6 people with the option of eating inside. We were considered to be the lucky island:- the two big ones were having Covid problems, and Lanzarote went the other way and has since suffered a nasty outbreak based on a gym   leaving it in trouble! We took advantage of the lower level and went for tapas inside several of our favourite places. 

And the numbers continue to bring joy! There was a day last week when the total number of active cases was 13!An outbreak amongst quarantined migrants has been the main reason that this is now a bit higher, but as of today no-one on the island is hospitalised with the virus.

 All of Spain is off the State of Alert and furniture has gone off the pavements, 

This happened on Monday, and there is an on-going dispute between the Canarian government and Madid over measures that the former wishes to retain p principally a curfew and restrictions on visits from the Peninsula. Table size can now be 10, and  -hallelujah - licences for street music are now being issued. With more customers now allowed inside and on terraces the special measure of spreading tables into the street has been rescinded. Tours are now being organised. It all feels like the "beginning of the end" 

Greyrocks is off on its Migration

Ironically, therefore, we are off on our summer excursion. This follows a worrying period in terms of Cyprus and Covid. We have been monitoring this and as numbers grew there was a suggestion that their heavy lockdown would be partially retained. We got cold feet. But the tax and Brexit rules do mean we have to go, and - in fact - we are assured that we will face only light restrictions and  - as far as Cyprus is concerned - our vaccination certificate will suffice and get us the Safe Pass needed for some activities, Unfortunately Lufthansa don't like the certificates and we need antigen tests tomorrow to get us through a two hour transit in Frankfurt. Watch this space for the account of the journey and arrival in the early hours of Sunday.

....but we are very "off" this new enterprise!

Finally a rant about the latest craze in town! The picture fails to convey the luminous lime colour of these "Link" scooters to be seen in random locations around Corralejo! They operate along the lines of the push-bike available to rent from point to point in many cities in Europe, except that those must be returned to a rack. These are left wherever the paid (or on offer free) time runs out! There are some rules but these are largely ignored and Greyrocks predicts a nasty accident and/or a drumming out of town!

Enough of the grumpy! Off to finish the packing!