Sunday 11 January 2009

Three Curses



' mustn't grumble - but there are a few little niggles worth recording!



1. Ryanair
Well! This is the hot topic here! We see them as the airline you love to hate! Our experiences and that of Chloe say it all - great prices if you are flexible but ghastly conditions and extra charges for everything! The 4 hour trip from UK to Canaries is their limit - Anyway they will be out from the end of Jan - causing real problems! Here is a trustworthy account of their dealings with the Island Council (from El Sol newspaper)

Our sources have indicated various members are upset with Ryanair and the public, in which they have denounced the organization. Numerous members were not happy with the way Ryanair had held up its side of the bargain, specifically in marketing of their companies in the in flight magazine. Could it be that the island has lost 23 flights a week because an advertisement was put in the wrong place? Unfortunately this is what happens when you give a duty for the public good to a group of businessmen, who over many years have made their money, and don’t stand to benefit DIRECTLY from the arrangement that was made. Responsibility must lie within the Cabildo, who were naive enough to think that these people could detach themselves from their own personal gain long enough to look at the whole picture of what is best for Fuerteventura.
In a statement issued by the Camera de Commercio the President, Gregorio Perez, ( he is also a member of the A.I.E.) called for Carlos Cebria (President A.I.E) to publically speak about the dispute, the image of the island and the integrity of the A.I.E. He also called for all the businesses of the island along with the administrative bodies to unite in the promotion of Fuerteventura.
Questions El Sol would like to have answered:-What will happen to the 300,000€ sitting in A.I.E. bank account(Maybe it should be diverted to a fund for bankrupt small businesses)Do the A.I.E. have any credibility left to deal in further negotiations on behalf of the island of Fuerteventura?Who in the Cabildo was responsible for this .
After a month of waiting with baited breathe about the future of Ryanair services to the island , Ryanair has (10th December) announced officially that ALL ROUTES to the island will cease from the 31st of January 2009.
This is a catastrophic blow to the Islands economy, in particular the small business sector; the bars, restaurants, estate agents and service providers. The statement issued by Stephen McNamara, Public Relations Director of Ryanair, states clearly that the blame for this breakdown of the continuation lies firmly with the AIE, the organization charged with promoting tourism on the Island.
Michael Crawley is quoted below: -
“This is a very black day for Fuerteventura and one which will have a severe impact on tourism and the livelihoods of its islanders. Ryanair’s lowest fares and no fuel surcharge have delivered huge tourism revenues and over 250,000 annual passengers will now be lost to/from Fuerteventura. At a time when Spanish tourism numbers are falling Ryanair’s passenger traffic continues to grow as our fares continue to fall. However, the AIE has now taken a huge gamble with the livelihoods of the local tourism industry by blatantly reneging on its contractual commitments and losing Ryanair’s 23 weekly services to the island.
Ryanair previously called on the AIE to comply with its contractual agreements and provided them with 30 days notice to remedy their contract breach, this notice period has now lapsed with no action having been taken to maintain Ryanair’s presence in Fuerteventura. Therefore, we are faced with no choice but to end all Ryanair flights to Fuerteventura from 31st January.”
Ryanair will be pursuing money owed to them through the Spanish courts and believe that the members of the A.I.E. hold personal responsibility for these sums, should they not be prepared to settle them on a collective basis.
In a meeting convened in Corralejo on the evening of Tuesday 9th of December members of the tourist board were at pains to tell those assembled that an offer of some 80% of the money owing to the company, had been made and that they were awaiting a response. When asked whether this was a little late given the deadline for settlement expired on the 6th the representatives felt that they could do no more until this offer had at least been acknowledged.
At the meeting, the tourist board officials went to great lengths to explain that their intention in setting up the A.I.E., was to negotiate with low cost airlines to bring tourists to the island. This agreement was reached in 2007 and everything was fine until the credit crunch/crisis reared its ugly head. The original sum promised to A.I.E, apparently €1,000,000, as a means of procuring contracts became less and the number of tourists became more. This is never a recipe for success and inevitably something had to give. The solution, it was decided, was not to pay. As panic set in, particularly amongst the small businesses, an offer was made to Ryanair to pay an estimated 80% of money due to the company. The official version of events was that the Cabildo was awaiting an answer to this offer.
Considerable money has been spent this year in promoting the island in Poland, insomuch as to bring 250 Polish travel agents to the island and to tour them around and show them the great beauty and attractions that it possesses. It could be that this money would have been better spent making up the 20% shortfall in the money owing to Ryanair (a figure rumoured to be of about 100,000€). Instead we loose 23 weekly flights, which regularly bring over 5000 tourists here each week throughout the year.
So why was this situation allowed to prevail? Could it be if we look at the make up of the AIE committee that the answer lays there? The organization itself has representatives from the car hire business, and a museum, but the bulk of them are hoteliers and developers. In the main these people provide accommodation direct to the tour operators and it is fair to say that their interests lie in others directions other than the independent tourist of the type that will utilize Ryanairs services. The majority of tour company business that comes to Fuerteventura with the tour companies is, these days, on an all-inclusive basis, which in its own way has had very negative effects on the local economy, particularly in regard to the restaurants and bars of the island.
The small business association of Caleta de Fuste (AECA) is also a member and has been very vocal in supporting the efforts of the community in registering its objections and concerns about letting the Ryanair routes go. The opinion has been voiced that Caleta de Fuste does tend to benefit more from the passengers that Ryanair bring here therefore is it fair to assume that those with there business interests in the far north and south of the island will not be as keen to see a continuation?Golf developments feature in the committee, namely Salinas and Playitas, and one can assume that they will certainly have seen some benefit from the Ryanair clients.When trying to assess or indeed point the finger of blame for the breakdown of this arrangement then it all gets a little murky with no one person prepared to stand up and says “yes it was me, I decided not to pay Ryanair because………..”


So a few of our travel options are gone!


2. The All-Inclusives
You can't go any distance round town during the day without coming across groups wearing matching wristbands and wondering if they can afford to buy a bottle of water. It is difficult to avoid thinking of them as morons - but we know how cheap the deals can be - and we hear people are offered a deal on arrival if not pre-booked. The point is that there is no need for this:- AI is meant for remote places - with dodgy food options etc - not a place like Corralejo!
Costa Teguise on Lanzarote has banned them. Bring it on!

3. Exchange Rates
Look at this: http://www.x-rates.com/d/EUR/GBP/graph30.htmls This has caused some serious "horn retraction". - Most income in sterling - most outgoings in Euros. Yuk! Lentil soup and Tetrabrik wine... could be worse!

Three Bargains of 2008

1. The special offer to Lanzarote.

Armas run the slower vessel on the short crossing to Playa Blanca at the south of Lanzarote. There was not much publicity but we heard of this wonderful offer between Christmas and New Year. It meant 2 Euros return each as long as we produced the documentation. We booked for Tuesday, but when we got up it was throwing it down! There was no prospect of improvement so we abandonned and lurked in Blue Rock when we had done useful domestic tasks.

Next day (the last day of the offer) we got up early and went down to re-book for the day. We had an altercation about photocopies of passports, but got tickets just in time. Playa Blanca is not very different from Corralejo, but we had a pleasant walk along the newish path to the marina, a cheap lunch and enjoyed some sun.












2. The Sewing Machine

We needed a machine for home repairs and making big girls' shorts.

We placed ads in a few places but no go!

Then just before Christmas Bob went for a haircut at Elaine's ("Hairbrain") house. We mentioned this. She picked up the phone, and two minutes later we had done a deal to buy one from one of her clients for 25 Euros. A jolly good one - a Singer!

3. The UK TV trick

After 5 years we have parted company with Canal Digital! The monthly cost has been steadily rising whilst the number of available channels - particularly films - has reduced. They have also several times taken money without delivering, and as we stay here longer the number of repeats has become tedious, so :- New Year - new package! To see any UK television here you have had to subscribe to Sky (and we are as far as possible a Murdoch-free zone) or buy your own dish to pick up the free-to-air channels. We have now discovered the broadband solution - a clever way round the UK TV companies' block on streaming or downloading to non-UK locations. As the straightest website is a commercial one we only publish their address - we will be using their Option 2 when we are here or in Crete. Only trouble is our under-powered laptop which means jerky payback. Watch this space!






Three Kings

For seventeen years we have thought that when told that the Three Kings arrive from Lanzarote on the ferry that this was on their camels - possibly emerging from the car deck! What a daft idea - think of the smell! We have now been disabused! This year we went down to the port on the morning of January 5th to see the arrival. The kings and their pages walked down the gangway like everyone else (except of course for the hazardous flinging of sweets- see last year's posting) They were then beseiged by children and parents and hung around doing the photo and kissing thing before getting into their transport for the day. (The camels are collected later from the sand dunes in the National Park!)



The event is accompanied by a small group of marching drummers. There are several of these around - this is the one that practises on the promenade at the end of our block - disturbing many a siesta and Sunday, and consisting of several of the local bad lads. Very loud - including whistles - we think the tradition is more Latin American than Spanish. Ruth saw a lot of it in Uruguay.

Waiting for the kings at the port was a wally-trolley. We assumed it was the Corralejo one that does extortionate, pointless and boring trips round town for tourists - but it wasn't. Bob saw them both out and about. Later we deduced it had come up from Caleta de Fuste south of the airport. One of the "parcels" decorating it was seen lying beside the main road down there!

Having seen the evening procession last year we decided not to stand for nearly two hours in the main street waiting. We ate at the American Burger place (excellent value!) with tables facing the street and so only saw what was visible above heads - two large floats - and just the crowns on the kings. as they passed on said camels. Their subsequent reception of letters in the square seemed more low-key than last year, too! Global recession!

On Kings Day itself we were listening to Mad Mik on Hot FM when he announced his competition - disguised lyrics from a single, and then two hours' worth of songs with "something in common". We were way ahead of all the other listeners. It was "Kings of the Wild Frontier" - Adam & the Ants - and all the songs had "king" in the title or as artist - e.g. "Don't go breaking my heart" Very clever! We didn't win though!

Wednesday 7 January 2009

The 32 Days of Christmas

Well, it is thankfully all over! Whilst it is definitely true that there is less rubbish surrounding Christmas here than in UK it does drag on! It feels as if the festive season started with the first Bank Holiday on 6th December. And on it goes...another Bank Holiday, Kids break up, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, back to work next day, New Year and finally Kings' Day on Jan 6th. Finally the stuff comes down. Our favourite piece of tat decoration was at our local supermarket. There were two cardboard reindeer covered with sacking next to the baskets. A couple of days later a head fell off! A few days later it was back with a neck-brace!


So, festive-fare-wise we managed to avoid turkey, pudding and mince pies. Here are some gastronomic highlights:


Pre-Christmas - the pheasant brought over by Chloe from Oxford.


Christmas Eve - the upshot of the "cock-up on the poultry front". Bob had wanted a goose and friends Jill and Dave had got a frozen one from Lanzarote. We ordered at the fancy butchers, but the day before we were due to collect it they rang to say it had arrived but was of such poor quality they wouldn't accept it, so we had a long re-think and took two ducks instead, using all the bits such as apricot stuffing and spicy red cabbage that we had prepared for the goose. Then Bucks Fizz jelly and beautiful truffles hand-made by cook Eileen across the road. All rather lovely! (The same cannot be said of the weather! It was the coldest and cloudiest dry day ever)

Christmas Day - (and the sun shone - but certainly not enough for the traditional dip in the pool!) In the early afternoon we went down to Blue Rock where there were all sorts of festive nibbles then back for siesta. We had a longstanding arrangement with our friends, agents and concierges - Mike and Liz. Living up to the Champagne Charlie nickname he had arranged dinner for 13 at Manolo's (not a place we had frequented but with a good reputation). It was a lavish and very Spanish/Canarian affair plus crackers - and all on him! We had:



  • Local cheese and Serrano ham

  • Deep fried large prawns

  • Ham croquettes

  • Octopus in Galician style

  • Fish goujons with chips!

  • Huge hunks of shoulder of lamb

  • Free-flowing El Coto red wine

Interesting company too!

(Not) Boxing Day - Chloe's last full day and she wanted yet more tapas after serious shopping for stuff to sell and give back in UK. We went to La Chalana by the port and chose fiduega (like paella with pasta instead of rice, albondigas (meat balls in sauce), deep-fried baby squid, and Canarian potatoes.
- and Sangria! A long, langourous and messy afternoon as shown!

The weather was good for most of the day, but panic ensued as we borrowed a spring balance and realised Chloe's bag was (as we had predicted) well over the Ryanair limit. Plastic bottles replaced glass, toiletries were dumped and things were jammed into her hand baggage. We made it to one decimal place! More on Ryanair later!

New Years Eve: Our third consecutive one at Caracoles with Carlos and Sylvia. They offer a surprise menu which this year consisted of:

  • Rich chicken and mushroom broth served with a spring roll
  • Home-made stuffed pork terrine
  • Seafood platter
  • Beef fillet in rosemary and redcurrant sauce with garlic stuffed tomato
  • Lemon sorbet with Cava

Afterwards we went to the Council's music offering in the square, which had been an excellent rock band last year. This time (after the deposition of the mayor) there was just recorded stuff. We saw in 2009 at Blue Rock and watched the fireworks being let off across the bay at the 5star Bahia Real. There were no council fireworks this year!